Title : My Brother’s Purple Elephant
When I was a young boy, something horrible happened with the daily newspaper. I saw the headline read “12 dead after deadly elephant attack”. I felt a shock down my spine. I continued to read the article and something amazing happened. I had a sudden realization : I was an elephant furry. I suddenly changed my gender from none to elephant. I jumped in a can of purple paint, allowing it to coat my skin. I hated myself, but I had to show others the true me. After painting myself, I looked like barney the purple dinosaur. As Barney the purple dinosaur would do, I left home and looked for other creatures myself.
I walked along the streets drenched in the coat of purple paint, searching anxiously. People glared at me, but I ignored them. I repeated to myself “Barney is love, Boney is life”. Then, I saw something. I saw a baby boy. I followed him, I followed him as Barney the dinosaur. I can’t believed I found the solution, the way I could fill the void! It was a dream come true. Then I decided to take matters into my own hands. I cracked his neck. As I relished in my deeds I heard the sirens and a Metal lock was slapped onto my wrists and I heard “We’re going to get you some help son”.
This was an essay written by a team of college students.
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